Well....not really, but I am back!
There has been so much going on over the last.....holy Sheep Shit Batman....I can't believe that the last time I wrote something was in late 2008.....well this should change.
Where do I begin?
Okay Boys n Girls.....here goes.
Sigh.........
I'm still a Collector...big surprise there huh? Still single...again...huge surprise there...LOL. I have to say the biggest change is that I find myself a single parent....how weird is that? That's right...my son now lives with me...what a change that has been....I'll be ranting about him a bit over the next little while.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Hump Day!
Well Boys n Girls....I did it! I really did it. I asked her to have coffee with me one day...you know who I mean.....the former co-worker! She said yes....but.......and I kinda knew it would be a BIG but......it would be " Just as Friends "....I know what you're thinking......it did not come as a huge surprise did it....course not......I mean C'mon......me and her?!.......I'm a lot older....she....well....I don't think she is over her Ex......she must have fallen hard for him....I mean she told me she found some old voice mails he left for her months ago......who saves that kind of stuff?...I mean they were going out less than a year......I guess it takes all kinds.....in any case, might be having coffee this weekend.....even if it is just as friends.....still getting out there.....I have to relearn all the intricacies of being around women again....I have a lot to learn. The hardest part will be giving my trust again....that Boys n Girls will be the BIGGEST step of all......the way I feel right now is that almost all women are lying, deceitful, cheating skanks!......I could go on....but you know where I'm coming from!
I started jogging this morning........yes you heard correctly.......I was jogging! Now I have to start slowly.....so what I'm doing, at least for the first little while, is jog for a minute, walk for a minute, then repeat.......I did that for 4KM......I was soaked by the time I got back to my apartment!....but here's the kicker....I felt really really good......despite the aches and pains...LOL
So......in true fashion....I'm doing the same thing tomorrow!
I started jogging this morning........yes you heard correctly.......I was jogging! Now I have to start slowly.....so what I'm doing, at least for the first little while, is jog for a minute, walk for a minute, then repeat.......I did that for 4KM......I was soaked by the time I got back to my apartment!....but here's the kicker....I felt really really good......despite the aches and pains...LOL
So......in true fashion....I'm doing the same thing tomorrow!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Monday!
Another week has started Boys n Girls, and yet I find myself wishing the time away. I can't wait for the 8th to get here, I'm so looking forward to this mini vacation......I need it in a big way, not only do I get to see my son after all this time, I actually get to spend some time away from it all....you never know, I might be on the lookout for another position....we'll just have to see what happens.
You know something? I almost did it today.....I almost said what was really on my mind.....I'm talking about my former co-worker...she really is on my mind alot these days...not sure if it's because I chat with her almost everyday...or.........I dunno.......maybe it's the fact that I can relate to her on more than a few levels....maybe it's because I miss having someone in my life.....I don't know if she has had the same feelings for me or not.....perhaps, and I know I've said it before, maybe I'm better off not knowing......if I did tell her.......it would make things very different between us...not sure I'd want that....besides, maybe I can just have her as a friend.....I dunno....it's all so fucking wierd.....I can pretty well assume that things between Linda and I have cooled......been a few days since we spoke....I just got the impression that she was not interested...oh well.....her loss!
Relationships are one of those things that will always keep me mystified....I mean how is it some work out so well and others just tank?! How is that two people can start off so very well and yet fast forward 10 years and whatever was there is now gone? I have to just shake my head on that one......is there really someone out there for everyone? How do you know if you've found your soulmate? What makes a soulmate? How do you define what characters make up a soulmate? Deep questions that require deep responses.....does anyone have the answers to those and other of life's mysteries? prolly not!
That's all for a while, might be back later!
Ciao for now.
You know something? I almost did it today.....I almost said what was really on my mind.....I'm talking about my former co-worker...she really is on my mind alot these days...not sure if it's because I chat with her almost everyday...or.........I dunno.......maybe it's the fact that I can relate to her on more than a few levels....maybe it's because I miss having someone in my life.....I don't know if she has had the same feelings for me or not.....perhaps, and I know I've said it before, maybe I'm better off not knowing......if I did tell her.......it would make things very different between us...not sure I'd want that....besides, maybe I can just have her as a friend.....I dunno....it's all so fucking wierd.....I can pretty well assume that things between Linda and I have cooled......been a few days since we spoke....I just got the impression that she was not interested...oh well.....her loss!
Relationships are one of those things that will always keep me mystified....I mean how is it some work out so well and others just tank?! How is that two people can start off so very well and yet fast forward 10 years and whatever was there is now gone? I have to just shake my head on that one......is there really someone out there for everyone? How do you know if you've found your soulmate? What makes a soulmate? How do you define what characters make up a soulmate? Deep questions that require deep responses.....does anyone have the answers to those and other of life's mysteries? prolly not!
That's all for a while, might be back later!
Ciao for now.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Too Funny!
This was too funny NOT to Post!
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver. than men with hair.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. . .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?
My goal is to live forever. .......So far, so good!
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver. than men with hair.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. . .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.
Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?
My goal is to live forever. .......So far, so good!
How about some Jokes?!
Okay Boys n Girls....time for some jokes....now some are clean and wholesome and some are just down right filthy...you've been warned.....hehehe...Evil laugh!
Beer Vs Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo... Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER
20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice. One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER ((((((((sorry girls))))))))
The Nudist Club
A guy applied to join a nudist club.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune
with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!"
So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path,
he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which
read the same thing, "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small
clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.
He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry... You've had two warnings!"
VERY TASTELESS AND NASTY Q's & A's
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a Blow-job from Grandma have
in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them
for the next 20 years.
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the
party except you.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
A. Snowballs.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left
is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A. He came home shit faced.
John and Jim
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar
stool.
One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers please'.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, lads?'
'Off to England next month,' says John.
'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we,
Jim?'
Jim agrees.
'Ah, England !' says the bartender. ' Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that British food or the beer,' says John. ?Hamburgers
& Molson?s beer, that's us, eh, Jim?
And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'
'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
Irish Drunk
A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the
other and says, "How's it going? Where you from?"
The other guy says "Ireland."
The first drunk says "That's cool! I'm from Ireland too! Let's have a
round for Ireland!" They both drink merrily.
Then the first guy says "So where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Dublin? Awesome! I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another round for
Dublin!" Once again, they both drink merrily.
Then the first guy asks, "So where did you go to school?"
"St. Mary's, class of '62" answers the other guy.
"Incredible! I graduated in '62 from St. Mary's, too! Let's have a
round for St. Mary's!" Once again, they suck down another round.
Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He
asks the bartender, "So what's going on today?"
The bartender answers, "Nothing... The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Selfish Golfer
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie the second. On the
third hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his cell
phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the
he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He
decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up finishing all eighteen. He finished his round shooting a
personal best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes and beating
his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed
to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about about
his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club
your wife has been languishing in the ICU! Its just as well you went
ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your
last! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care.
And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor started to snicker and said, "Just kidding! She died more
than two hours ago. What'd you shoot?"
Bad Student
A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school
son?" He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my
teacher." She blows up and tells him to go immediately to his room. His
father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some
porno mags and says to his son, "You had sex with your teacher son?" Kid
replies, "Yeah it wasn't good." The father says, "Well your only 14
years old and you have done a good job. We'll go tomorrow and get that
new bike you have always wanted." They go the next day and get the bike.
Then the father asks him, "Do you want to ride it home or just put it in
the back of the truck?" The kid replies, "I better just put it in the
back of the truck." They get into the truck and the father asks his son,
"So why didn't you wanna ride it home?" The son tells him, "Because Mr.
Green got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday."
A collection of the many different types of Penises
The Excedrin Penis - it's ttthhhiiisss big
The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving
The Magnovox Penis - Smart.Very smart.
The Life-Call Penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis - Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis - How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis - They are magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.
The Right Guard Penis - Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell's Soup Penis - Mmmm Mmmm good
The McDonald's Penis - Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis - What would you like on yours?
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The All-State Penis - You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis - The un-penis.
The Bud Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Transformer Penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis - PENIS!
The Starburst Penis - The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis - Takes a licking and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones' Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Caesar's Penis - Penis!Penis!
The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis - Matt, stop, you are too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 minutes or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis - Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis - Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis - A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis - Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis - It's almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis - Look!It's changing colours!
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Pontiac Penis - Built for kicks, built for keeps!
The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The Wendy's Penis - Hot and juicy
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you wanna be
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavors.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .
. . . Really.
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as football or tanks.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22.Every dish can be improved with bacon.
23.Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room."
24.Women who sound sexy on the phone weigh 350 pounds.
25.No talking at the urinal.
26.A man may own exactly one pair of holiday-themed boxers.
27.Never date a woman whose father calls her "princess."
28.A PBS tote bag does not make you an intellectual.
29.The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.
30.Real men don't dance.
The Parrot & the Underwear
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church
to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a
big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house,
the bird would pronounce three sequential colors.
One day, they heard, "Yellow, blue, black." One of the nuns noticed
that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She
mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were reluctant
to believe that could be possible.
The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front of the
house, and very precisely the parrot spoke, "Black, black, black."
Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished!!. One of the nuns spoke
up: "Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird."
Saying that, she recommended that the next day, none of them should
wear any underwear under their vestments. Respecting their agreement,
next day they wore no underwear and proceeded to pass in front of the
parrot's house.
They peeked at the bird. At the beginning, the parrot looked a bit
puzzled. He swung back and forth on the cane he was perched on.
Then, after a while, the Parrot spoke, "Straight, Bald, Curly!"
Rules of Sex
~ Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
~ Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
~ Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
~ A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
~ It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
~ Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don't say no.
~ A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
~ Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
~ Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
~ Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the woman's type I had been using. After browsing
for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and
said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm
just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after
this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I
mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying
my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven
month -old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked
to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'. I
kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any
clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?'
'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because
the smell was getting worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you
have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, Bent over,
spread his cheeks, & yelled, 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before
she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a
female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were laughing so hard!
Beer Vs Vagina
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo... Call it a DRAW
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER
20. Beer with yeast in it still tastes rather nice. One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 9
That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
An extra point for BEER ((((((((sorry girls))))))))
The Nudist Club
A guy applied to join a nudist club.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune
with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!"
So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path,
he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which
read the same thing, "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small
clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.
He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry... You've had two warnings!"
VERY TASTELESS AND NASTY Q's & A's
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a Blow-job from Grandma have
in common ?
A. You don't look down.
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them
for the next 20 years.
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead.
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market?
A. Good morning Girls
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the
party except you.
Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It works by changing your blood type!!
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
A. Toys for Twats
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?
A. Snowballs.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
A. None It should be open when she brings it to you.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A. Their shaky hands!
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use some lubricant.
Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left
is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A. He came home shit faced.
John and Jim
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar
stool.
One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim.
Two Molson Canadian beers please'.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, lads?'
'Off to England next month,' says John.
'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we,
Jim?'
Jim agrees.
'Ah, England !' says the bartender. ' Wonderful country... the history, the
beer, the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that British food or the beer,' says John. ?Hamburgers
& Molson?s beer, that's us, eh, Jim?
And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'
'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
Irish Drunk
A bar is empty except for two patrons. One of them staggers over to the
other and says, "How's it going? Where you from?"
The other guy says "Ireland."
The first drunk says "That's cool! I'm from Ireland too! Let's have a
round for Ireland!" They both drink merrily.
Then the first guy says "So where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin."
"Dublin? Awesome! I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another round for
Dublin!" Once again, they both drink merrily.
Then the first guy asks, "So where did you go to school?"
"St. Mary's, class of '62" answers the other guy.
"Incredible! I graduated in '62 from St. Mary's, too! Let's have a
round for St. Mary's!" Once again, they suck down another round.
Just then, one of the bar regulars walks in and sits at the bar. He
asks the bartender, "So what's going on today?"
The bartender answers, "Nothing... The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Selfish Golfer
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his
round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie the second. On the
third hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one when his cell
phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the
he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He
decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up finishing all eighteen. He finished his round shooting a
personal best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes and beating
his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed
to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about about
his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you
were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club
your wife has been languishing in the ICU! Its just as well you went
ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your
last! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care.
And you'll be her care giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor started to snicker and said, "Just kidding! She died more
than two hours ago. What'd you shoot?"
Bad Student
A kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, "How was school
son?" He replies, "It wasn't good at all Mom, I had sex with my
teacher." She blows up and tells him to go immediately to his room. His
father comes home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some
porno mags and says to his son, "You had sex with your teacher son?" Kid
replies, "Yeah it wasn't good." The father says, "Well your only 14
years old and you have done a good job. We'll go tomorrow and get that
new bike you have always wanted." They go the next day and get the bike.
Then the father asks him, "Do you want to ride it home or just put it in
the back of the truck?" The kid replies, "I better just put it in the
back of the truck." They get into the truck and the father asks his son,
"So why didn't you wanna ride it home?" The son tells him, "Because Mr.
Green got me in the butt pretty hard yesterday."
A collection of the many different types of Penises
The Excedrin Penis - it's ttthhhiiisss big
The Snickers Penis - It satisfies your craving
The Magnovox Penis - Smart.Very smart.
The Life-Call Penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The American Express Penis - Don't leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis - How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis - They are magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going.
The Right Guard Penis - Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell's Soup Penis - Mmmm Mmmm good
The McDonald's Penis - Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis - What would you like on yours?
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The All-State Penis - You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis - The un-penis.
The Bud Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Transformer Penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis - PENIS!
The Starburst Penis - The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis - Takes a licking and keeps on...
The Burger King Penis - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones' Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Lay's Penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Little Caesar's Penis - Penis!Penis!
The Mortal Combat Penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis - Matt, stop, you are too good at this.
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 minutes or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis - Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Beatles Penis - Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Oasis Penis - Thinks it is the Beatles penis.
The Windows '95 Penis - If you ask it to do too much, it will crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis - Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis - A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Sanka Penis - Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis - It's almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis - Look!It's changing colours!
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Pontiac Penis - Built for kicks, built for keeps!
The Psychic Penis - It knows you are coming before you do.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The Wendy's Penis - Hot and juicy
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you wanna be
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavors.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Highlander Penis - There can be only one.
Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine .
. . . Really.
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as football or tanks.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22.Every dish can be improved with bacon.
23.Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room."
24.Women who sound sexy on the phone weigh 350 pounds.
25.No talking at the urinal.
26.A man may own exactly one pair of holiday-themed boxers.
27.Never date a woman whose father calls her "princess."
28.A PBS tote bag does not make you an intellectual.
29.The weirder the cell phone ring, the more annoying the person.
30.Real men don't dance.
The Parrot & the Underwear
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church
to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a
big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house,
the bird would pronounce three sequential colors.
One day, they heard, "Yellow, blue, black." One of the nuns noticed
that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She
mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were reluctant
to believe that could be possible.
The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front of the
house, and very precisely the parrot spoke, "Black, black, black."
Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished!!. One of the nuns spoke
up: "Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird."
Saying that, she recommended that the next day, none of them should
wear any underwear under their vestments. Respecting their agreement,
next day they wore no underwear and proceeded to pass in front of the
parrot's house.
They peeked at the bird. At the beginning, the parrot looked a bit
puzzled. He swung back and forth on the cane he was perched on.
Then, after a while, the Parrot spoke, "Straight, Bald, Curly!"
Rules of Sex
~ Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.
~ Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
~ Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
~ A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
~ It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
~ Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing say come back in the spring but don't say no.
~ A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
~ Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
~ Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
~ Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the woman's type I had been using. After browsing
for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and
said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm
just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after
this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I
mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.
FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying
my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven
month -old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked
to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'. I
kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any
clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?'
'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because
the smell was getting worse. Soooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you
have an accident? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, Bent over,
spread his cheeks, & yelled, 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he
calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before
she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? We had a
female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they
were laughing so hard!
Going for IT!
Well Boys n Girls.....I'm going for it.....finally going to allow myself a bit of a vacation.....going to NB to visit my son....the odd thing is.....I'll be staying with him and his Mom...I know what you're thinking.....and you're right......that is a bit weird...to say the least! The thing is......if I didn't get to stay there.....the cost to find another place would be more than I could afford and would not be able to go.....strange how things work out huh?
Also, I was really lucky to get the time off work...just my luck.....I mean I've only been there 6 months and they let me take time off....that is sweet of them!
Also, I was really lucky to get the time off work...just my luck.....I mean I've only been there 6 months and they let me take time off....that is sweet of them!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Thursday's Post
I could not think of a good catch line to use....so we'll just stick with what's there. Sunday did not go off very well.....we missed each other...in hind sight I should have given her my cell number so that she could call me and let me know where she was....but......there's always next time isn't there?!
Work is good......however, I am starting to feel the stress building up...what I need is a few days off for a little R & R....I mean it has been over a year since I had any vacation....I just need a few days where I can totally relax...the last few months have been.......shall we say "Interesting".....now that is all behind me...I can focus, with a clear mind, on the future and what I'm going to do.
Had a lot on my mind lately.......you all remember that former coworker of mine......she's been on my mind.....I thought about asking her out for a coffee......but, chickened out.....what a Rube I am....I mean the worst thing she could say is no.....right?!....the only draw back would be that there would be this "Weirdness" between us...I mean we chat just about everyday....I think it would change things......I dunno....just wish I could get a sign or something that would tell me if she's interested in me.....sigh...just off in Never Neverland Boys n Girls....you know something.....I think it's best that I don't know how she feels......there are some things in life that are best left unknown.....someone once said....."Knowing things is vastly overrated"...LOL funny huh?
My DVD burner is acting up......did I tell you? Prolly not!....well that pisses me off...I have close to 20GB of movies and TV shows to burn and the dam thing keeps fucking it up.....the strange thing is.....it doesn't happen ALL the time...just enough to be annoying....might have to bite the bullet and spring for a new one....funny how these things just "Happen"....sigh....my insane rant for the day....wonder when the Simpsons comes back on?......been a fan for years...amazing how the show has changed over the years....still remember when it first came on......Cripes....that was back in 1989.....HOLY COWS Batman.....I am old!
Anywho.....gonna see if the burner will play nicely.
Ciao for now.
Work is good......however, I am starting to feel the stress building up...what I need is a few days off for a little R & R....I mean it has been over a year since I had any vacation....I just need a few days where I can totally relax...the last few months have been.......shall we say "Interesting".....now that is all behind me...I can focus, with a clear mind, on the future and what I'm going to do.
Had a lot on my mind lately.......you all remember that former coworker of mine......she's been on my mind.....I thought about asking her out for a coffee......but, chickened out.....what a Rube I am....I mean the worst thing she could say is no.....right?!....the only draw back would be that there would be this "Weirdness" between us...I mean we chat just about everyday....I think it would change things......I dunno....just wish I could get a sign or something that would tell me if she's interested in me.....sigh...just off in Never Neverland Boys n Girls....you know something.....I think it's best that I don't know how she feels......there are some things in life that are best left unknown.....someone once said....."Knowing things is vastly overrated"...LOL funny huh?
My DVD burner is acting up......did I tell you? Prolly not!....well that pisses me off...I have close to 20GB of movies and TV shows to burn and the dam thing keeps fucking it up.....the strange thing is.....it doesn't happen ALL the time...just enough to be annoying....might have to bite the bullet and spring for a new one....funny how these things just "Happen"....sigh....my insane rant for the day....wonder when the Simpsons comes back on?......been a fan for years...amazing how the show has changed over the years....still remember when it first came on......Cripes....that was back in 1989.....HOLY COWS Batman.....I am old!
Anywho.....gonna see if the burner will play nicely.
Ciao for now.
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