Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Dating Life....it SUCKS!

You know something? There are far too many Rubes out there on the dating scene.....it's true! Seems to me that I'm a magnet for these women....sigh...WHY!? I'm starting to think that I may never find that special lady....it's not like I'm very picky.....I just have a few simple guide lines.

1.) She has to be able to hold a conversation, at the very least on current events and have some input on other issues, whether they be on gun control, favorite author, war, religion (or lack there of)....you see where I'm going with this?

2.) Cooking, she has to know how to cook. I like to cook a wide variety of foods - if she burns water, then I'm sorry, but bu-BYE!

3.) Nice smile! Nuff said there

4.) Sense of humor. I love a woman who knows how to laugh, it could be over something silly (I did) or a comedy...Uptight and Stoic need not apply

5.) Body Type! Well I know that this would prolly offend some people, but, I do like a woman with a bit of meat on her bones....now I don't do the obese thing but curvy is a definite plus. Women who do the binge and puke thing....you're just wasting my time.

Now I know it seems like a lot but I'm sure there are women who fit this mold...I just have to find them....but living on a rock in the middle of the Atlantic.....the choice to choose is somewhat limited...LOL....Just Kidding. Those who remember the old Blog will get that one!

You know an old friend once said to me......" Craig, there are just 3 things to look for in a woman..she has to be a Cook in the Kitchen, a Lady in the Living room and a Slut in the bedroom! " call it what you will.....but he was right.

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