Well Boys n girls.....yesterday was 6 months since we split.....she's now living with her new BF, has been for sometime now...but that's a different story for another day...LOL. I thought it would be nice to mark this day with a few jokes....at her expense of course.....so without further ado....here they are:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head...
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face...
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Wow, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming...
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime...
HA!....Put a smile on my face. How about yours?
I suppose I should update you on the "Linda" situation.....if all goes well we're meeting for coffee on Sunday afternoon.....I must admit that I'm a bit nervous.....but I'm sure that will pass in time. There is part of me that thinks she's gonna back out.....but that's my little voice of reason...the one who for the most part keeps me out of trouble. Have no fear, I'll keep you in the Loop!
Ciao for now!
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